Cece: Thank God you are here, Jess. I could not get through a weekend with Schmidt's mom without you. Do you know that she carried him for 11 months?
Jess: PADFUNT.
Cece: PAD... PADFUNT?
Jess: Positivity Always, Decency Forever, Understanding No Trouble. That's my strategy for surviving New York. And that's how you survive Louise.