Jess: And you know what else? I'm coming with you to college 'cause sorority girls love me. Just ask my new besties... Anita Wang! Ivana Getsum. [sighs] Ah, hell.
Cece: Jessica damn Day. All of those names are fake.
Jess: What a freaking buzz kill.
Cece: You didn't see that when they wrote it down there?