Nick: This is all my fault. I'm supposed to be your best man. I screwed you, Schmidt.
Schmidt: I screwed you! [sighs] I was just trying to make Cece happy. It's all I want. It's all I ever want to do is just to make her happy.
Nick: Wait a second, say that again.
Schmidt: I screwed you.
Nick: Why would you go to that? No, about making her happy.
Schmidt: All I want to do is make Cece happy?
Nick: [snaps fingers] There it is. There's your big idea.
Schmidt: There's my big idea. Yeah. To make her happy.
Both: That's it, that's it.
Schmidt: There's my big idea! All I want to do is make Cece happy! There it is! "Jeans" isn't a letter! [laughs] Jeans is pants!