Schmidt: Nick, let me tell you something. It has been a pleasure watching you blossom into the best man.
Nick: Well, thank you for giving me the soil to grow.
Schmidt: Good night. [bolts up] My flash drive is gone!
Nick: The flash drive your vows are on?!
Schmidt: No, a different flash drive!
Nick: Then what's the problem?
Schmidt: I was being sarcastic! Of course the flash drive that my vows are on!