Quote from Schmidt in A Chill Day In
Cece: I think this is a gift from our registry. Jess: Wait, don't open it! What if I-inside of it is us, but we're older? Cece: I've no clue what this is. You know, Schmidt handled everything from the registry. [flashback:] Schmidt: [scanner beeping] Crockpot! Kettle, kettle! Espresso maker! Trivet! Melon baller!