Cece: I think this is a gift from our registry.
Jess: Wait, don't open it! What if I-inside of it is us, but we're older?
Cece: I've no clue what this is. You know, Schmidt handled everything from the registry.
[flashback:]
Schmidt: [scanner beeping] Crockpot! Kettle, kettle! Espresso maker! Trivet! Melon baller!