Sam: Hey, Nick, if anyone's gonna give Jess a dude pass, it's gonna be me.
Nick: A dude pass. Not a pretty-boy pass. Not a "I make my money from my mind" pass. Not a "I look like the cute benchwarmer on an NBA team, "but I'm not good enough to play."
Jess: Are you done?
Sam: After I take my dude pass, why don't you take a short guy pass?
Nick: Why don't you take a snake voice pass?
Sam: Is it frustrating for you when you go to concerts and you can't see the stage 'cause you're so short?
Nick: It can be. It can be!