Schmidt: We don't have to go anywhere.
Nick: You want to go somewhere, right?
Schmidt: Uh...
Nick: We're going someplace. Someplace that is so much better than what Ploons could do.
Schmidt: Well, he'd go to Vegas, which...which soun ds awesome.
Nick: We're going to Tokyo! I mean, look at you. You're obsessed with Japanese culture, you wear the kimono, right? I'm gonna take you where Ploons can never take you. I'm taking you to Tokyo.
Schmidt: [choked up] This... this is pimp. This is so pimp.
Winston: [crying] I just really need to know, um... [clears throat] I was gonna say, how are we paying for all of this?
Schmidt: Doesn't matter.
Nick: How does anybody pay for anything?