Cece: I'm hard to live with?
Nick: Yeah.
Cece: Because I got news for you... you are so much harder to live with.
Schmidt: Hey, uh, guys, I-I feel like we're headed down a really unproductive path. I made tabbouleh. Who wants some?
Winston: Yes. Love some.
Cece: You tell the same story over and over. "I've got wet pants." We get it.
Nick: Bottom of the glass fell clean off. It was a science miracle.
Cece: No, the glass was hot, and the ice made the glass contract, and that is why it broke; not funny the first six times, and not funny now, 'cause, guess what, Nick Miller... not always funny.