Louise Schmidt: Wouldn't the couch be better over there? All that light? Or do you like to live like a radish, underground?
Schmidt: So we worked really hard on the... on the cards.
Louise Schmidt: Let's see what we got. Okay. But you know what would be better? Connie's into gardening. You should mention that. And if you really want your card to pop, you can use a nice fountain pen on silver stationery. And you should sign your full name, not just Schmidt. I mean, you have a lovely first name.
Schmidt: [awkwardly loud] Great! I'll just make all those changes, Mom! [runs off]
Louise Schmidt: Okay. You're not getting me into your pants, you little jackhammer.
Nick: Oh, I don't want you in my pants, Louise.
Louise Schmidt: Okay. Okay.
Schmidt: Okay.