Schmidt Quote #921
Quote from Schmidt in The Right Thing
Louise Schmidt: Wouldn't the couch be better over there? All that light? Or do you like to live like a radish, underground?
Schmidt: So we worked really hard on the... on the cards.
Louise Schmidt: Let's see what we got. Okay. But you know what would be better? Connie's into gardening. You should mention that. And if you really want your card to pop, you can use a nice fountain pen on silver stationery. And you should sign your full name, not just Schmidt. I mean, you have a lovely first name.
Schmidt: [awkwardly loud] Great! I'll just make all those changes, Mom! [runs off]
Louise Schmidt: Okay. You're not getting me into your pants, you little jackhammer.
Nick: Oh, I don't want you in my pants, Louise.
Louise Schmidt: Okay. Okay.
Schmidt: Okay.
New Girl Quotes
‘The Right Thing’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.
Quote from Aly
Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.