Jess: Oh, Schmidt, you have something on your pants.
Schmidt: Ah! It's a spider! [shrieks]
Nick: Jess, why did you do that? You know how he gets-- he turns into a cartoon elephant of yesteryear who just saw a mouse.
Coach: Which is offensive in present day 'cause it seems like a gay stereotype they tried to sneak by us. [imitates elephant trumpeting with lisp] "Where's my balance ball? There's a mouse loose in the house."