Jess: Anyway, what's going on in your little lives?
Schmidt: Well, I'm just enjoying the fruits of dating a semi-powerful local politician. Tonight, it's a Valentine's Day cardiologists' soiree. Check that out.
Jess: Oh!
Winston: Oh, my goodness.
Jess: Is that the invitation?
Coach: Wait, that's a real heart? Looks like meat.
Winston: It's not shaped like this?
Schmidt: Yeah, well, you know, the cardiologists feel that the traditional cartoon heart, uh... promotes ignorance.