Schmidt: I'm really proud of the way that you're handling this.
Nick: I'm proud of the way that you've handled this. What have I handled?
Schmidt: Y-Your man problems.
Nick: No, honey, you're the one with the man problems.
Schmidt: I don't have the man problems. I'm being so nice to you because you're the one who has the man problems.
Nick: No, no, no, sweetheart, I'm only being nice to you 'cause you have man problems, and I feel sorry...
Schmidt: No, you have man problems and that's why I'm being nice to you right now.
Nick: Honey, honey, honey...
Schmidt: What man problems did you think I had?
Nick: Something hangy.
Schmidt: Hang...? You think I had something hanging off...