Quote from Jess in Coming Out
Dr. Foster: I trust you, Miss Day. Mostly because I do not want to read this. Jess: That's great! Yay. Dr. Foster: [laughs] Well, I'm the easy one, dawg. Seriously, it's the teachers you need to worry about. Especially you. You tend to care what people think about you. Jess: [chuckles] That's like saying a penguin "tends" to be cute. It's all it does, bro. Dr. Foster: [chuckles] So, good luck when the teachers present their field trip proposals. If they catch a whiff of favoritism, they are going to tear you apart like... like a beautiful baguette, you know what I mean? When you-you're having dinner, and you just suddenly say, "Hey, forget the bread knife. Let's just rip into this with our bare hands." Ah, I love that.