Ryan: Wow. Wow, you did this for us.
Coach: No.
[flashback to Ryan bending over in the teachers' lounge:]
Ruth: I just want to pat it. I just want to, like, frickin' pat it.
Deb: I want to nurse it. Yeah, I want to provide it with milk.
Ruth: Huh.
Coach: I used to be the hot teacher.
Biology Teacher: Now you know how I felt when you turned up. A miserable path awaits you.
[present:]
Jess: So you want us to come out, so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so. But I'm thinking about you guys, too. I mean, wouldn't it be better if you didn't have to hide your relationship?