Coach: So I've done some research.
Jess: Oh, ooh, how about a head's up, man? Have I seen those glasses before? I feel like I want to remember them.
Coach: I got these in seventh grade, and I love them. Stop asking questions. All right, check it. So nerd Coach went to the library, and some place that actually exists called the Hall of Documents.
Jess: The downtown branch?
Coach: Mm-hmm.
Jess: How's Kathleen's eye?
Coach: Oh, Kathleen's dead.
Jess: What?
Coach: Yeah. So, check it out, guys, this is all research. You two don't have to date in secret anymore at school. Yeah, it's all here in the Lipinski v. Platte County Unified School District. Precedence for days!