Quote from Schmidt in LAXMas
Schmidt: He's coming over. [salutes] Hello, sir. Robert: First time in the lounge? Schmidt: [chuckling] Uh... What's that, now? Come on. Why would you say that? Robert: Because of all the pillow squeezing. I get it. I get it. I was like you once. Where are you from? Schmidt: I'm from New York. Uh, Manhattan, of course. Mainly the money and museum district. I can see the Central Park horses defecating from my window. Robert: [chuckles] That's funny. So can I. Robert Goodwin. Schmidt: All right. Schmidt. Robert: Mind if I sit? Please, go ahead.