Coach: Schmidt, I'm talking about how women act towards other women. You don't want to get in the middle of that.
Schmidt: Coach... Jess has the purse. I saw it in her closet when it was rainy and I was bored and I was feeling snoopy.
Coach: No, no, no...
Schmidt: See? Look-- the purse. In the immortal words of Tag Team, "Whoop. There it is."