Nick: Why don't you just wash it?
Schmidt: Why don't I just what?
Nick: Wash it. Just wash the blanket. Unless you can't.
Schmidt: Come on, man. Get out of here.
Nick: I've known you for a lot of years and I've never seen you do laundry.
Schmidt: Never seen me do laundry... Get out of town.
Winston: Wait, wait. Is that true?
Schmidt: Come on, you guys, this is so... Really, this is silly.
Nick: Then do it. Right now. We'll watch.