Nick: Jess, guys hate complicated situations. We want the path of least resistance. There's a flap in our underwear because we are too lazy to pull our underpants down.
Jess: No offense, Nick, but... Ian's a little different from you or the women you bring home. The... tavern folk.
Nick: Have some respect. They're called Uh-Ohs. And I've been through a lot of names: Pork Pals.
Jess: Mm-hmm. Okay.
Nick: Bone Cronies.
Jess: Right.
Nick: C-Plussy Hussies.
Jess: Very reverent.
Nick: But "Uh-Oh" takes it off of them and back onto me where it belongs. I made the mistake, not them. They're great.
Jess: You really are a prince among men, Nick.
Nick: Aw, that's awfully nice. I feel like I'm maturing.