Schmidt: How'd you tell Ian about the fun surprise that you still live with your ex?
Nick: All right.
Jess: Well, I haven't told him yet. Uh, tricky conversation. I'm thinking of something simple like, "Hey, Ian, I live with my ex."
Coach: No. No, no. When a guy hears that, he is going to run through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.
Winston: Here's a fun idea. You can put a hat on him with antlers. This way, the hole he makes in the wall will make us all smile.