Jess: The point is, Ian has asked me out on a third date.
Coach: Ooh.
Jess: And this is the biggest compliment I could give: I want to go. Because I like him.
Winston: Boo.
Coach: That's not a reason.
Jess: And, frankly, it's been a while. And the third date is where [sings] Mama gets her biscuit. [chuckles] Mama gets her biscuit.
Schmidt: I don't understand.
Jess: It's sex.
Coach: Oh!
Winston: Yeah!
Coach: Now, that's a reason!
Jess: Anyway, I'm bringing him home tonight, so let's keep those toilets flushed. That means stick around. Take a second look.