Quote from Jess in Landline
Jess: [answers phone] Hello? Dr. Foster: Hello, "Dog," it's Principal Foster. Jess: Oh, hey. Did you just call me "Dog"? Dr. Foster: You're Vice Principal now. We're peers. Jess: Oh. Dr. Foster: Good news... I have a replacement for your science class. Jess: It's about time, you old son of a bitch. Dr. Foster: What?! Jess: Too casual?