Coach: Why are we meeting in a parking garage?
Schmidt: Because what we are doing is unsavory and we're hiding from God.
Nick: And you also... you promised Winston and everybody pizza, so...
Winston: Yeah, you definitely did.
Schmidt: Yes, there'll be pizza.
Coach: "I love sponges because they connect my heart to my hand."
Schmidt: Look, I had to scramble, you guys. I told my bosses how much men love to clean.