Schmidt: You're gonna get eaten alive on Dice. Do you want to see... Do you want to see... This is Dice. Come here. It's all about split-second decisions, okay? You see a picture, you swipe down for yes, you swipe up for no.
Jess: You're so fast.
Schmidt: Instinct. That's what it's about. Which you don't have. Now, I'm gonna go do a deep-ass mouthwash. Don't go on Dice, Jess.