Jess: You make up so much science fiction...
Nick: Science.
Jess: ...but you know nothing about science. Do you know what science is?
Nick: Okay, science is more of a belief than anything else.
Jess: No. Do you know what science is?
Nick: Yes. What you believe in.
Jess: Have you ever taken a science class?
Nick: I've taught two at a community college.
Jess: When did you teach science at a community college?
Nick: I made that up. I didn't think you were gonna fact-check me.