Berkley: Okay, here's the deal. I've been wanting to end things with Claire for years now. And I'm gonna do it. It's gonna take one phone call.
Jess: What?
Berkley: She's gonna burn all my clothes on the lawn. I don't care. I only want to wear Henleys anyways. Jess, we can finally be together.
Jess: What?! Wait, no, but leave your wife?!
Berkley: For you. I'm gonna leave my wife for you.
Jess: Wait, what?