Jess: So, this is the problem. Nick didn't tell his ex that we were together, and she found out, and now she's really, really upset.
Nick: This is the scariest one yet. It's just a bunch of smiley faces.
Berkley: Okay, um, not to be all guy with a baby, but, uh, exes are really a lot like newborns, okay? The burps can be so yucky, but you know what comes after a burp?
Jess: What?
Berkley: A big old smile.
Jess: Aw.
Nick: What the hell are you talking about?
Jess: It was a metaphor, Nick.