Quote from Jess in Exes
Jess: So, this is the problem. Nick didn't tell his ex that we were together, and she found out, and now she's really, really upset. Nick: This is the scariest one yet. It's just a bunch of smiley faces. Berkley: Okay, um, not to be all guy with a baby, but, uh, exes are really a lot like newborns, okay? The burps can be so yucky, but you know what comes after a burp? Jess: What? Berkley: A big old smile. Jess: Aw. Nick: What the hell are you talking about? Jess: It was a metaphor, Nick.