Nick: You are my girlfriend. What's the big deal?
Jess: I want him to think of me as his friend.
Nick: Oh, I hear that.
Schmidt: Well, it'll happen if it's meant to.
Jess: I need to find a way in. I found a way to force myself into all of your lives. You just didn't know it. Food, clothes, Onesie pajamas.
Winston: [laughs] I like the butt flap.