Jess: So I figure if Foster can be a principal, then why can't I be a principal?
Nick: That's great.
Schmidt: I don't see why not.
Jess: Thank you.
Nick: Well then you could take me to the principal's office and punish me for being tardy, and-
Schmidt: You know we're right here, right?
Nick: Just lift up my britches and-
Jess: We'll talk about it later.
Nick: Okay. Very nice.
Jess: We'll do it in my office.
Nick: After I fill up my juice box.