Quote from Nick in Longest Night Ever
Nick: Look, I know Schmidt. He's gonna try and stop that date from happening. Jess: Okay. Nick: So the strategy is containment. Jess: Okay. Nick: We got to lock him up. Distract him like a baby. If he gets out of line, we got to get physical. Jess: We're gonna get physical with a baby? Nick: Please don't question me. I'm a pro. Jess: Or we could help him move on. Take him out, get him drunk, maybe meet someone new? Nick: No. We just got to keep him in a safe place. I wish I had that dog cage. Jess: What? Nick: When you see a dog cage for sale, you buy it.