Nick: Damn it, Coach.
Coach: Nick! I want you to really think about your next step.
Nick: Why do you care so much?
Coach: This is a crucial moment, a crossroads. By you eating that, you are telling me that you'd rather sit on the couch eating dumplings than do something with your life. Now, are you a doer or a dumpling-er?
Nick: I'm sorry, I'm not you, man. I'm a dumpling-er. [eats dumpling] Mmm. Oh, it's veggie. I did all that for nothing? I tried.