Nick: Hey, Artie? I'm gonna need you to get out of my girlfriend's bed, man.
Artie: Well, uh, I'm naked and-and in bed, and you're fully clothed and standing, so I mean, I hardly think this would be a fair fight.
Nick: Well, I'd like it to be a fair fight. [starts to undress] Thank God for snaps.
Jess: Men are so weird.
Artie: I must warn you, while spending time in Brazil...
Nick: Let me get situated first before we get into this thing.
Jess: Oh, my God!