Artie: The Brazilians have the same word for making love to one woman as they do for making love to two. Mah-gaa-leesh. Take off your tops and say it with me.
Nick: Jess!
Jess: Oh, my God, that's Nick!
Cece: Okay, okay, you-you just get him dressed. I will stall Nick. I am really good at this kind of thing.
Jess: Oh, my God.
Cece: Nick, hey, great. I've been wanting to talk to you about this side table. What kind of wood is it made out of? [Nick continues walking] Jess, I failed!