Quote from Nick in Coach
Nick: It's Jess. [answers phone] Hey, Jess, I'm so glad you called! Jess: Nick, can I talk to you for a second? Coach: Oh, is that, uh, Notorious N.A.G.? Nick: Hey! Coach: Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal? Nick: Hey, I don't need your help checking my woman. Jess: You're checking your woman? Nick: Wait, how did you hear that? Jess: You were covering the listening part, dummy. Nick: Yeah, but they look the same. I'm too drunk. Jess: Well, I'm way drunk, too, and I'm with a man. Nick: What? Jess: He owns a business, and he goes to Brazil. Nick? Nick: [holding phone] Oh, it's a coin flip.