Nick: It's Jess. [answers phone] Hey, Jess, I'm so glad you called!
Jess: Nick, can I talk to you for a second?
Coach: Oh, is that, uh, Notorious N.A.G.?
Nick: Hey!
Coach: Is that Naggie Gyllenhaal?
Nick: Hey, I don't need your help checking my woman.
Jess: You're checking your woman?
Nick: Wait, how did you hear that?
Jess: You were covering the listening part, dummy.
Nick: Yeah, but they look the same. I'm too drunk.
Jess: Well, I'm way drunk, too, and I'm with a man.
Nick: What?
Jess: He owns a business, and he goes to Brazil. Nick?
Nick: [holding phone] Oh, it's a coin flip.