Quote from Schmidt in Nerd
Schmidt: So I've been thinking a lot about it, and I'd really like to start calling you "Shorty" in public. By the way, my office is throwing a party tomorrow, and I would really like for you to be there. Cece: Well, I have a photo shoot, but I think I could come after that. Schmidt: Oh, yeah, well, that sounds good. Cece: Who's that? Schmidt: Hmm? It's my doctor. Uh, D-Dr. Cover. Doc-Doctor Wyland Cover. He's my oncologist. [off Cece's concerned look] He's an oncologist.