Schmidt: Outside Dave, my friend Winston here holds in his hands the lyrics to sir George Michael's "Father Figure."
Outside Dave: I'm familiar.
Schmidt: What's it gonna take for you to lose the shirt and go ruin a date for us? We're willing to pay you handsomely.
Outside Dave: Four million U.S. dollars and a trip to wine country.
Schmidt: [quietly to Winston] I don't have $4 million. All right, give him that.
Winston: I'll tell you what. 25 minutes of TV time and two home-cooked sandwiches.
Outside Dave: One home-cooked sandwich.
Winston: Deal.
Schmidt: Yeah, deal.