Hipster Guy: No, you actually don't need to wash raw denim. Haven't washed my pants in 18 months. Also, I'm bisexual.
[later:]
Tech Guy: Microchips be gettin' small. They be, like, blueberry size. So you could put 'em in your cereal, girl.
Jess: I don't get your thing.
[later:]
Man: [rubbing lotion on his arm] It's prescription.
Jess: Damn it.