Quote from Schmidt in Parking Spot
Nick: If I could go back in time and take back the kiss, I would. I would take it back, I regret it. Jess: Congratulations, you're the proud owner of a new parking spot. Nick: Oh, you got to be kidding me. Jess, wait. Schmidt: You realize, every second that you don't run after her, you become more and more of a buttwad, don't you? Nick: Did you pee yourself? Schmidt: That I did, that I did.