Nick: If I could go back in time and take back the kiss, I would. I would take it back, I regret it.
Jess: Congratulations, you're the proud owner of a new parking spot.
Nick: Oh, you got to be kidding me. Jess, wait.
Schmidt: You realize, every second that you don't run after her, you become more and more of a buttwad, don't you?
Nick: Did you pee yourself?
Schmidt: That I did, that I did.