Jess: That's not really how I wanted the weekend to go. I thought the worst thing that could happen was someone wouldn't like the cheese I brought. I wanted it to be perfect.
Sam: Jess, when Nick said that you invited them because you were nervous...
Jess: No, don't worry about that.
Sam: Jess, we're not perfect. Like the first time we slept together, like, I didn't even know your real name.
Jess: Kind of a pretty sassy detail.
Sam: Can we just concentrate on the fact that, like, I was tripping pretty hard on absinthe and I said, "No"? To a stripper? I mean, a stripper was like rubbing my leg...
Jess: That's weirdly... the most romantic thing I've ever heard.