Nick: We're not "dating." What Angie and I have together is pure anarchy in like, a sexy, cool way.
Jess: Oh, yeah?
Nick: Look at what she did while I was sleeping. Look at how cool that is.
Jess: She doodled on your armpit?
Nick: It's not a doodle, it's a tat.
Jess: Of poodle hair?
Nick: It's not poodle hair. It's like the, uh... Anyway, no to the cabin.