Nick: The only we make this work is if we do the Irish good-bye. We leave the parties without saying good-bye. And I'm asking you guys as my friends to not be so damn awkward around my stripper girlfriend, just 'cause she's a stripper.
Schmidt: You are the most awkward.
Jess: You should probably stop calling her your "stripper girlfriend."
Nick: She's unpredictable and exciting, and I love that! Ol' Nick Miller lives on the edge now. Vroom! Vroom! And plus, we haven't had sex yet, and we might tonight. [grunting]
Winston: I understood that! Oh, yeah! What'd you say, though?