Schmidt: Cece, I can pay for our baby's college now. Literally anywhere they want to go. UCLA, UMass... any of the U schools. I love you so much.
Cece: You should probably... Oh, not... It's okay.
Schmidt: Cece, I'm gonna pee in my summer suit.
Cece: [on the phone] Hey, Mom, it's me. I think I'm ready to have you set me up. This is not a prank. Call me back.