Cece: Schmidt, my mother... she's gonna hate you. Okay? You're Jewish. She hates Jews; I mean, she really hates them.
Schmidt: Everybody hates the Jews. Your mom's in the majority. I'll convert to Indianism. Hindi... Hindi-is...eh? Indiani-Indi... Indi-Buddhi-ism?
Cece: Schmidt, we have so much going against us.