Schmidt: Jess, I'm not done with that. That's $18 granola ... handmade.
Nick: $18 for granola?
Jess: Okay, you're gonna be eating two Thanksgiving meals today, so starve yourself.
Winston: Jess, I get it that your parents are divorced, but can't they just have one meal together?
Cece: Yeah, sure, they can if they're both gagged and blindfolded.