Schmidt: Now, what are you going to do about it? How are you gonna pay the gas bill?
Jess: I don't know.
Nick: I've got an idea. Get a job.
Jess: The school year's already started. I have a lot of decisions to make as far as my résumé is concerned. I have to choose a font, spacing, columns...
Nick: Okay, just update your résumé, you ninny.