Schmidt: I got it. You look like a zombie Woody Allen.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: [as Woody Allen] These brains are terrible. And such-such small portions.
Nick: [as Woody Allen] On Christmas, I like to eat Chinese people's brains. They're the only ones that are open.
Jess: [as Woody Allen] Zombie Cristina Barcelona.
Winston: Yeah, I have nothing to add to this.